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Golden Meanies Mushrooms

The Experience

Golden Meanies are magic mushrooms that are your ticket to a kaleidoscopic carnival of joy and wonder. From the first wave, your body feels a warm glow of euphoria, like the embrace of golden sunlight. The world around you becomes a canvas, with colors brighter and movements more fluid, as if the very fabric of reality is dancing.  These are a child of the popular Golen Teachers and Blue Meanies strains, a potent mix of shrooms. Conversations with friends feel deeper and more meaningful, laughter comes easily, and even simple moments radiate with profound beauty. The strain’s introspective nature encourages you to explore your thoughts and emotions, all while staying grounded in a sense of lighthearted fun.

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We are a Canadian magic mushroom delivery service that focuses on our own strains. We grow all our mushrooms in our Alberta labs.

  • Hours: Open 7 Days a week – 10am to 8pm
  • Calgary Delivery ETA: 60 minutes or less anywhere in Calgary
  • Canada Wide Delivery ETA: 1 – 4 days depending on your location!  We ship from Alberta!
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Mail order mushrooms in Canada.  We deliver to every area of Canada.  All towns, cities, provinces and territories.  

Arrival anywhere in Canada is within 1 to 4 business days.   We ship Canada express post the same day you place your order.  We will update you with tracking.

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We are small batch shroom cultivars and retailers.  All our shrooms are grown in house with rare, exotic genetics sourced from around the world.

We do limited drops of rare, quality genetics.   All drops are first come first serve.

Our mushrooms aren’t resold.  They are custom genetics you will only find at our dispensary in Canada.  We are pheno hunters that take the most desirable traits and breed until we find the perfect mushrooms.

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