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Golden Meanies Mushrooms

Intensity	Above Average
Effects	Body High, Energy, Spiritual, Visual Hallucinations, Euphoric, Introspective, Laughter, Social, Distorting Visuals, Wavy
Perfect For	Hiking, Meditation, Music Festivals, Small Gatherings, Stargazing, Watching Movies, Yoga
Mushroom Strain	Golden Meanies
Type of Mushroom	Psilocybe Cubensis

About Golden Meanies Shrooms

The Experience

Golden Meanies mushrooms bring a vibrant and dynamic experience, ideal for those seeking a journey full of energy and introspection. Whether you’re hiking through lush forests or attending a lively music festival, this strain creates an uplifting and euphoric atmosphere. Expect to feel a deep connection with the world around you as your visuals take on wavy, distorting qualities that add to the magic of your surroundings. The body high is grounding, yet energizing, making it perfect for outdoor adventures, stargazing, or moments of calm reflection. Social settings come alive with laughter and good vibes, making Golden Meanies the perfect companion for a memorable night out or a meditative yoga session under the stars.

Reported Effects

Golden Meanies users often report a euphoric and energizing body high, paired with vivid, wavy visual hallucinations. This strain induces a spiritual connection and introspective thoughts, while also encouraging social interaction and laughter. Visual distortions provide an extra layer of intrigue, enhancing the overall experience with an almost dreamlike quality. Whether seeking a mental reset or a deeper spiritual journey, Golden Meanies offers a unique and uplifting ride.

Best Paired With

Golden Meanies is best paired with hiking, meditation, music festivals, or small gatherings where energy and introspection meet. It’s also great for stargazing, yoga, or simply unwinding while watching a movie. The versatile effects make it suitable for both reflective moments and social events, offering a balance of calm and excitement.

Golden Meanies Reviews

Price range: $65.00 through $150.00

How Long Does Delivery Take?

Calgary delivery: 60 minutes or less
Alberta delivery: Next business day
Canada delivery: 2 – 4 day arrivals via discreet Canada Post express with tracking

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July 13, 2025

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Kelly Pascoe
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July 1, 2025

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They were fun, and gave me the giggles

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December 16, 2024

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Love the feeling of these

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Thomas
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December 9, 2024

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These are really strong

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Annie Wong
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November 27, 2024

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FAntastic vibes!!!

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Buy Golden Meanies in Canada

We are a Canadian magic mushroom delivery service that focuses on our own strains. We grow all our mushrooms in our Alberta labs.

Hours: Open 7 Days a week – 10am to 8pm
Calgary Delivery ETA: 60 minutes or less anywhere in Calgary
Canada Wide Delivery ETA: 1 – 4 days depending on your location! We ship from Alberta!
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How to Order Shrooms Online

Mail order mushrooms in Canada. We deliver to every area of Canada. All towns, cities, provinces and territories.

Arrival anywhere in Canada is within 1 to 4 business days. We ship Canada express post the same day you place your order. We will update you with tracking.

How it works:

Place an order
Include your desired delivery location
Get a text for payment confirmation, and a text to let you know when your order will arrive
If you’re outside of Calgary, we will message you a tracking number so you can see exactly when to expect your delivery

Why Choose MMD Canada

We are small batch shroom cultivars and retailers. All our shrooms are grown in house with rare, exotic genetics sourced from around the world.

We do limited drops of rare, quality genetics. All drops are first come first serve.

Our mushrooms aren’t resold. They are custom genetics you will only find at our dispensary in Canada. We are pheno hunters that take the most desirable traits and breed until we find the perfect mushrooms.

We are not resellers. Mycology is what we do, and we do it the best in Canada.

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