Three absolutely insane strains—harvested this week, vacuum-sealed, and now ready to melt your face off. These aren’t your buddy’s Golden Teachers. This is genetic warfare for your consciousness.
Bluey Vuitton


Designer name. Designer effects. This strain doesn’t play around—it hits like a Gucci bag full of fireworks.
- Trip level: 5/5
- Expect: Clean onset, colourful fractals, deep introspection without the chaos
- Vibe: It’s like driving a luxury car through a DMT realm
- Best for: Level-headed psychonauts who want clarity, visuals, and elevation without the mess
Warning: Once you try this, everything else feels cheap.
Caramel Popcorn


Don’t let the sweet name fool you. This one’s creamy, dreamy, and deceptively heavy. It starts slow—like butter melting over warm popcorn—and then BOOM: you’re in a velvet-soft galaxy of euphoric visuals and emotional waves. Carmel Popcorn doesn’t have stems and caps like the mushrooms you are used to, this creation is a unique mutant.
- Trip level: 4/5
- Expect: Warm body high, glowing lights, unlocked memories
- Vibe: Feels like you’re wrapped in a weighted blanket made of stars
- Best for: Deep convos, solo journeys, rainy-day trips
Underrated as hell. And a very hard to find strain of magic mushrooms.
Blue Nipple


One of the weirdest, wildest, most intense genetics we’ve ever grown. Blue Nipple is not for rookies. This one grabs you by the ego and throws you into the void—in the best way possible.
- Trip level: 6/5
- Expect: Out-of-body experiences, kaleidoscopic mind loops, soul surgery
- Vibe: Like the mushroom is inside your bloodstream, steering
- Best for: Breaking through, ego deaths, spiritual rebirths
Limited AF. First to sell out every time. If you see it in stock, grab it.
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